Steve's Bedtime Story

Psychopeaches777: hi
BeerMan1603: yo
Psychopeaches777: how are you
BeerMan1603: not bad, urself?
Psychopeaches777: good :-)
BeerMan1603: tell me a story
Psychopeaches777: a story?
BeerMan1603: yes
BeerMan1603: entertain me
Psychopeaches777: there once was a boy named steve
Psychopeaches777: the end
BeerMan1603: wow
BeerMan1603: no good soo mee
BeerMan1603: no good at all
Psychopeaches777: well okay
Psychopeaches777: there once was a boy named steve
Psychopeaches777: everyone in the neighborhood knew of steve
Psychopeaches777: you may ask yourself, "Why does everyone know of him?"
Psychopeaches777: Well, it all happened on a Tuesday...
Psychopeaches777: steve was riding his pimped up tricycle front of his house
Psychopeaches777: it was red and SHINY
BeerMan1603: haha, ok
Psychopeaches777: "la la la... i'm steve, and i'm riding my tricycle"
Psychopeaches777: steve always liked to talk to himself
Psychopeaches777: he was always distracted because of all the conversing he did with himself
Psychopeaches777: he never paid attention
Psychopeaches777: even when he was riding his tricycle
Psychopeaches777: that's why IT happened
Psychopeaches777: do you like the story so far?
BeerMan1603: yeah def
BeerMan1603: continue
Psychopeaches777: can you guess what happened?
BeerMan1603: i hit a truck
Psychopeaches777: nope
BeerMan1603: oh cool
BeerMan1603: i hit a mailbox
Psychopeaches777: steve, being the WILD boy that he was, was speeding up and down the sidewalk like a MANIAC
Psychopeaches777: of course meanwhile, he was talking to himself the entire time
BeerMan1603: haha, ok
BeerMan1603: of course
Psychopeaches777: that's why he didn't see HER
BeerMan1603: oooo
Psychopeaches777: steve was making a U-turn to speed back down the sidewalk
Psychopeaches777: ZOOM
Psychopeaches777: he could feel the wind in his hair and said to himself "Now, THIS is the life!"
Psychopeaches777: As he said this, he began to feel a little funny...
Psychopeaches777: as if... he was...
Psychopeaches777: flying...
BeerMan1603: haha, uh oh
Psychopeaches777: then he finally stopped talking to himself...
Psychopeaches777: and
Psychopeaches777: look down...
Psychopeaches777: and can you guess what he saw?
BeerMan1603: nothing
BeerMan1603: i was falling
Psychopeaches777: not quite
Psychopeaches777: he was FLYING
Psychopeaches777: and he was getting higher and HIGHER and HIGHER
BeerMan1603: oh, i saw HER
Psychopeaches777: no steve was too preoccupiied by the fact that he was flying higher and higher away from the ground to realize
BeerMan1603: ...
Psychopeaches777: that a girl with glasses, long black hair, and a funny had with 2 pointed sides was laughing hysterically
Psychopeaches777: rolling on the ground
Psychopeaches777: grabbing her sides because she was laughing so hared
Psychopeaches777: hard*
Psychopeaches777: and steve, naturally being afraid of heights
Psychopeaches777: held on to the handle bars tightly til his knuckles turned white
Psychopeaches777: do you still want to know what happened?
BeerMan1603: but i'm not afraid of heights
Psychopeaches777: yes you are
BeerMan1603: oh, ok
Psychopeaches777: do you want to know what happens next?
Psychopeaches777: or has my story made a turn for the lame side
Psychopeaches777: hehe
BeerMan1603: no continue
Psychopeaches777: then the tricycle began to slow it ascent into the heavens, and came to a gradual stop...
Psychopeaches777: steve still had his eyes tightly closed and was holding on to the tricycle for his dear life
BeerMan1603: haha, ok
BeerMan1603: go on!
Psychopeaches777: "hehehehahhahahahehehehehhahah..." he heard the shrill giggle coming from behind him
Psychopeaches777: without opening his eyes
BeerMan1603: ok
Psychopeaches777: he squeaked, "Who are YOU?  WHY AM I so HIGH UP"
Psychopeaches777: "hehehehheahhahahahahhehehehheheheheh..." only the mocking shrill giggle answered him back
BeerMan1603: haha
Psychopeaches777: he decided then that he had to get a grip
Psychopeaches777: and slowly... ever-so slowly opened one of his eyes...
Psychopeaches777: the minute he fully opened one of his eyes, he heard the atrocious giggle again to his left
Psychopeaches777: and turned his head swiftly
BeerMan1603: ...
Psychopeaches777: and saw the most hideous sight that he had ever had to endure in his short life time
BeerMan1603: oh god!
BeerMan1603: what was it?!
Psychopeaches777: "You.... you...... YOU..." steve muttered
Psychopeaches777: he couldn't speak because
Psychopeaches777: BECAUSE
Psychopeaches777: THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM LOOKED LIKE
Psychopeaches777: B
Psychopeaches777: E
Psychopeaches777: N
Psychopeaches777: G
Psychopeaches777: U
Psychopeaches777: or however you spell her name
BeerMan1603: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BeerMan1603: END THE STORY RIGHT NOW
Psychopeaches777: hahahahah
Psychopeaches777: did you get scared
BeerMan1603: yes
Psychopeaches777: hahaha
Psychopeaches777: the story gets better tho
Psychopeaches777: wanna hear more?
BeerMan1603: haha, no, i have to go to bed
BeerMan1603: that's all for tonight
Psychopeaches777: haha
Psychopeaches777: sorry the story was so lame
BeerMan1603: haha, it was cool
BeerMan1603: thank you
Psychopeaches777: haha
BeerMan1603: nite soomee
Psychopeaches777: nite